YOU HAVE MADE IT PAST LEVEL TWELVE.
YES, I AM YELLING.
Now is the time for all good kittens to come to the aid of 2021.
We have been through A YEAR.
We are now the guardians of something quite new, much awaited, and already so very, very peculiar.
So let’s fortify ourselves with the final memories of 2020, and forge onward into the world still unfurling. Here were the final party crackers of 2020:
Cleared from Quarantine: Jack, Clark, Paneer, Esme, Macadamia, Stephan, Gravy, Warren, Yuki
Demoted from the Lobby for hurling himself through open doors like a glee-grenade: Harlem
Promoted to the Community Room: Nick, Pearl
Promoted to Heaven: Tippy
Stuff we Learned: If 2020 was one gigantic, macabre video game, Bianca was the final boss, and she defeated us with interpretive dance (see above). But 2021 is a new year, so…game on.