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Epilogues: December 2020

Epilogues: December 2020

YOU HAVE MADE IT PAST LEVEL TWELVE.

YES, I AM YELLING.

He will not stand Idly by.

Now is the time for all good kittens to come to the aid of 2021.

We have been through A YEAR.

We are now the guardians of something quite new, much awaited, and already so very, very peculiar.

So let’s fortify ourselves with the final memories of 2020, and forge onward into the world still unfurling. Here were the final party crackers of 2020:

Arrived: Paneer, Mozzarella, Fontina, Esme, Humphrey, Stephan, Aloo, Samosa, Chutney, Valerie, Idly, Moonlight, Everest, Tippy, George, Legolas, Blizzard, Sundae, Agnes

Adopted: Nikita, Sparkly, Tempura, Beetle, Bumblebee, Grasshopper, Zombie, Spider, Lucy Blue, Murphy, Elf, Gingerbread, Pete, June, Creature, Goblin, Rotini, Princess Angelina, Rosita, Wednesday

Returned: Jack

Cleared from Quarantine: Jack, Clark, Paneer, Esme, Macadamia, Stephan, Gravy, Warren, Yuki

The law offices of Samosa, Aloo, Chutney and Idly wish to invite you to 2021. They are here for all of your litigation and/or cuteness needs.

Promoted to the Lobby: Warren, Harlem

Demoted from the Lobby for hurling himself through open doors like a glee-grenade: Harlem

Promoted to the Community Room: Nick, Pearl

Promoted to Heaven: Tippy

Stuff we Learned: If 2020 was one gigantic, macabre video game, Bianca was the final boss, and she defeated us with interpretive dance (see above). But 2021 is a new year, so…game on.

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