June is arguably the best of months.
It has the Strawberry Moon.
It has the promise that you will always be a bride.
It has Wonder Woman.*
But before we bite into this ripe berry of a month, there’s a May to manage:
Arrived: Oil, Louie, Petra, Sunny, Mr. Eko, Ryder, Zuma, Chase, Rubble, Katerina, O, Elaina, Margaret, Prince Tuesday, Skye, Rizzo, Nadine, Shifty, Clarissa, Topanga, Buffy, Isolde, Tristan, Raylene, Pixie, Tigger, Linda, Cinder, Danielle, Sonja, Lou, Jasmine, Leigh, Moana, Tala (pictured in top thumbnail), Cornell, Chatham, Mayo, Brewster, Mara, Orleans, Lancelot, Arthur
Returned: Padme (only to be swiftly readopted by Humans Of Awesomeness), Edgar
Promoted to the Lobby: Callie
Promoted to Heaven: O, Cinder, Clarissa, Callie
Banished to Ringworm: NOOOOO ONE, WORM BE VANQUISHED!
Stuff We Learned: If you banish a cat to the Psych Ward, s/he will be promptly healed of all psychological issues, so long as aforementioned Psych Ward is staffed by one wonder-working Karina. More details on that to follow…
*Clearly starring Bucca Rosenberg.