June is arguably the best of months. It has the Strawberry Moon. It has the promise that you will always be a bride. It has Wonder Woman.*
So our suite for shy cats contains cats who are shy, except for the fact they aren’t anymore. Our Adoption Rooms are still technically called Adoption Rooms, even though they aren’t rooms for adoption. So are you really surprised that our sparkly new, specially designated Kitten Room contains precisely 0.000 kittens?
April, sweet April, T.S. Eliot had you all wrong. You’re not the cruellest month. You’re not trying to show us fear in a handful of dust.
March, baby, we need to talk. That lion-and-lamb stuff is an understatement when it comes to you. Good heavens to Murgatroyd, did you ever march forth.