If you have been, say, looking for some hot stuff, baby, this evening; perhaps even looking for some hot stuff, baby, tonight; this July has surely pleased you.
The news was incendiary.
The temperatures were ghost-peppery.
And the cats were sizzling.
July’s sun shone as such:
Arrived: Padme, Hannah, Kelly, Sara, Johnny, Judy, Jenna, Parker, Jessy, Mack, Milo, Sable, Smitten, Tasha, Dolce, Francine, Bob, Rosa, Bridget, Pat, Thelma, Louise, Eddie (pictured in thumbnail), Susannah
Adopted: Nigel Vincent; Hayden; Trevor & Sallie (together); Autumn; Luke & Biz (together); Rickman; Mischone; Tiger Lily; Daryl and Herschel (together); Grace; Ram and Ford (together); Kelly; Pat
Returned: Luke & Biz (together); Chelsea; Puzzle
Readopted: Luke with extra bonus Rick; Biz
Cleared from Quarantine: Biz, Rick, Galadriel, Camina, Ford, Chevy, Ram, June, Sunshine, Cashmere, Bud, Padme, Hannah, Kelly, Sara, Johnny, Judy, Jenna, Parker, Jessy, Mack
Forever Foster: Sunshine and Cashmere (together, on whom more soon)
Promoted to the Lobby: Wilhelmina
Promoted to the Community Room: Sally, June
Promoted to the Lounge: Lars
Promoted to Heaven: Shelby
Stuff We Learned: You people are out-of-control, off-the-chain, ring-the-bells amazing. When it comes to the Linda Fund, you did a double side aerial triple full pike tuck and then stuck the landing. Which is to say, you donated over $180,000 to save the cats. Holy uneven bars. More details soon, but meantime…all the thanks to you, gold medalists of kindness. All of them.
August is on like Donkey Kong, kittens. Let’s outshine even that Olympic flame.