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Cheesy

It is a glorious thing to be a cheesy guy. You crack jokes that don’t hurt anyone’s feelings. You get tearful when you hear “The Rainbow Connection,” especially the Willie Nelson version. (Cheesy guys love Willie Nelson.) You’re so warm, you never worry about being “cool.” But this summer, one cheesy guy’s hope was melting […]

Graham slam

If ever a cat deserved a trip to a fabulous diner, it would be Graham. Pile his plate with eggs sunny-side-up. He’s had enough scrambling for a lifetime. Curl the bacon into a smile, for he escaped death’s frown. Stack the pancakes as high as heaven. They make a fine loveseat for butter. Better yet, […]