We interrupt your regularly-scheduled programming with Breaking News.
YOU HIT THE LINDA FUND GOAL.
Yes, we have already addressed this, but once was not enough.
Seriously, kittens; you hit the grandest goal ever shot into the skies over Tabby’s Place, and you smashed it, and it shattered into ten trillion stars, by which I mean two hundred fifty thousand, nine hundred ninety six dollars. Every one of those dollars will go directly towards the care of extremely ill or injured cats, whisking them to the emergency and specialty vets. Every time a life is saved, you will be there.
And every time, we will be in awe. Of you.
“Thank you” is outrageously inadequate, so instead I shall regale thee with outrageously adorable cat photos. And also news:
Arrived: Alfred; Fuzz; Melba; Sherman; Weeble; Burt Reynolds; Arturo; Gatti; Sabine; Flip; Perry; Surprise; Jennifur; Jack; Sienna; Gwen; Stacy
Adopted: Hemingway; Leah; Simon; Belle; Amy & Sheldon (together); Figaro; Miso; Kefir; Delilah
Cleared from Quarantine: Suzy; Sullivan; Capella; Colleen; Taylor; Catsup; Mort; Kowalski; Melman; Skipper; Leo; Louie; Primrose; Finnick; Coleman; Dijon; Heinz; Hunts; Sauerkraut; Tinora
Banished to Ringworm: Effie, Stafford
Promoted to the Community Room All Too Briefly: Abalone
Promoted to JR’s Office: Opa
Promoted to the Lounge so as to avoid Death By Neighbor: Candace
Directly Involved With Aforementioned Lounge Promotion: Archer
Promoted to Heaven: Donna, Amos; Abalone, on whom more soon
Promoted to The Farm, which is entirely different from Buying The Farm: The Feral Four-Pack, too spicy to stay indoors: Honey Mustard, Gulden, Grey Poupon and Ketchup
Thank you, generous ones. You are the stars. You are the moon. You are the light of Tabby’s Place, and we love you.