What did February brew for you, kittens?
Was it the seasonal equivalent of honey-lemon tea, accented with a pink marshmallow heart?
Or was it a colander of questionably-colored snow?
Either way, winter is on the run, and so are the cats. With their news. For your enjoyment and delectation:
Banished to Ringworm: Madeline;
Promoted to the Community Room: Shifty
Promoted to Heaven: NOOOOOOO ONE.
Stuff We Learned: When the Place is Tabby’s, cat names are never certain. Ergo, Joan Manuel = Juan Manuel = Gus, the name given by his glorious adopters, whose gloriousness is evident from the selection of the name “Gus.” Gus can be short for Augustus, St. Augustine of Hippo, or (most commonly) Asparagus. Gus Gus Gus yeeeeeeah!
February finds many souls in a funk too deep for fun. But March is here, and you’re not alone, and joy exists in the form of approximately 120 cats. March forth, dear hearts.