Too much

Too much

Everyone has a past.

Not everyone, however, has a name to proclaim it.

Thanks to magnificent Mark for all these photos …and for somehow getting Vito to stop chirping loudly and mooshing him long enough to capture his cuteness.

When your name is Vito, you get used to people humming the Godfather theme when you strut into the room. And you do strut, because when your name is Vito, you have a reputation to inhabit.

But even when your name is Vito, you are who you are, and you aren’t necessarily the sum total of all your name evokes. You didn’t choose your name, after all; it’s not like you asked your paesans to start calling you Crazy Carmine or Louie Long Hots (of whom we shall speak at a later date).

You got named Vito. And now you deal with it as best you can, despite the fact that you’re more Care Bear than Corleone.

To be more accurate, you make Care Bears look like Corleones. Tenderheart, eat your heart out; Vito is the most vigorously, you might even say violently, affectionate individual this side of a Sicilian Nonna.*

Scratch that too. He makes Sicilian Nonnas look like knife-wielding weirdos.

If your average cheek-kissing auntie is a cannoli, and your above-average, won’t-let-you-go, cries-when-you-extract-yourself-from-her-hug gramma is the richest tiramisu, Vito is a forty-foot-tall pannetone filled with panna cotta and coated in zeppoles and struffolis, atop a cannoli-tiramisu base. All inside a calzone. With candles on top. In the shape of the letters A-M-O-R-E.

Some might say Vito is too much.
Those people (including Katrina and Sugar and Lovey and Sam) are wrong.

When your name is Vito, you get used to ignoring insinuations of “too muchness.” If some poor goomba is intimidated by your head-bonking, wholehearted body-slam of love, you’re just going to go for the glory and smoosh him harder. All you are is affection, which may be why you’re only five pounds.

Or that might be because you were ditched outdoors, by some real gagootz. But that’s ancient history, and Vito doesn’t hold a grudge.

At least, we don’t think he does.
But we can’t forget that Vito does have a past.

We’ll never know the details. We just know that, at age fifteen, recovering from surgery on his googly eyeballs, loping around the lounge like the lovemonster of Livorno, he likes his lot in life. He likes his reputation as a sweet, harmless old Nonno. Everyone thinks of him as the guy who’ll give you his last meatball, the gentlest lover in all the land.

Vito smiles. Vito knows his past. We never will. But never mind; there’s a madcap milione reasons to love his present, and to make his future one full festa of love.

Vivo Vito!

*Of which I had one, who is likely sighing “Shada mia!” in heaven over my wretched jokes. And also sending hugenormous hugs and swoony struffoli to everyone reading this.

1 thought on “Too much

  1. Vito! Full of life – full of love. What a pleasure to meet you, charming boy. What a cute little black goatee! Hoping someone scoops you up soon and takes you home to forever love – and, until then, you could spread your sweetness around Tabby’s Place. Thank you Angela!

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