Farmers have their markets.
Carnies have their carousels.
And we, we have our kittens by the quintillions.
That’s an exaggeration. That is not an exaggeration at all. We are up to our foreheads in kittens, like helpless plastic figurines plunged into a vat of peanut butter. Which is to say, we don’t mind at all, because it’s actually rather awesome.
Kittens get adopted quicker than peanut butter gets devoured, however, so the news this month is nuclear-fast:
Arrived: Churro, Tyke, Enchilada, Finn, Vito, Tomatillo, Sahara, Wicket, Bozzie, Deej, Mookiee, Winda, Flitchee, Nippet, Coral, Nealy, Opus, Clary, Sox, Demeter, Atticus, Addison, Sebastian, Baxter, Bruce, Balthazar, Balbina, Brenna, Bathsheba, Shea
Adopted: Tristan; Arthur & Isolde (together); Cleo; Rubble; Knight; Quesadilla & Chimichanga (together); Chase; Lancelot; Mara; Finch & Sparrow (together); Juliana; Chatham; Prince Tuesday & Elaina (together); Ryder; Sonja; Danielle; Edgar; Merriweather & Jay (together); Misty; Nike & Reebok (together); Leigh; Cardinal; Antimony; Tankini; Zuma; Tinker & Moana (together); Scuba & Snorkel (together); Buffy & Topanga (together); Lou; Tala; Maui & Sina (together)
Cleared from Quarantine: Lovey, Taco, Tortilla, Churro, Tyke, Vito, Finn, Tomatillo, Sahara, Bozzie and her brood, Nealy, Opus, Clary, Mayo (pictured in top thumbnail)
Banished to Ringworm: Sebastian
Promoted to the Lounge: Lovey, Vito
Promoted to the Community Room: Mayo, Tyke
Reassigned From The Lounge To The Community Room To Make Mo’ Betta Friends Since the Lounge Cats Deemed Him a Doofus: Puzzle
Promoted to the Kingdom of Jonathan and Sherbet: Sahara
Promoted to Heaven: infant Mufasa, elderly Henrietta
Stuff We Learned: If you launch a Linda Fund, lovers will love lavishly. Thanking you enough is simply not possible. But this train ain’t made it all the way to glory yet, kittens, so please keep giving. Tyke and Trey and all their rad friends need you to remain…well, rad.