Wait. Did we not just epp a log?
We did. But that’s because I’m a dunderhead. So dance around in your dungarees, you January-jousting kittens; it’s time for another month in review.
Now that we’ve grokked the Grammys, stated the Union and gobbled up the glow of two full moons, we’re ready for the Superbowl and the Olympics and the Valentines and the generalized weirdness of the world in which we live, February edition.
But first, the cats of January.
Adopted: Oboe; Oliver; Gideon; Damien; Masha (pictured in top thumbnail); Maddie; MudPie; Temperance; Roger & Joanie (together); Amaya; Tamara & Domenico (together); Nancy; Stark; Link; Peggy; Vulpix; Carley Rose; Abrams & Griffin (together)
Returned: NOOOOOO ONE.
Banished to Ringworm: Shea; Janet; Paulie
Promoted to the Lobby: Patty
Promoted to His Eminence’s Office: Amos
Stuff We Learned: Joan Manuel is a man cat. Joan can be a manly man’s name. These are true facts.