Dusted
From dust we came, and to dust we shall return. That’s the merry message of Ash Wednesday.
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It’s Fat Tuesday, kittens. The climax of Carnival. The ledge of Lent. The day of muchness, merry munching and madness-making before the ashes and the awe and the evaluation of the state of our souls. If that’s your thing. Around here, you know what that means. Thus commences your annual glut of globularity, your smorgasbord […]
Time marches on. OK, you can pelt me with a cream pie made of sardine paste for that one.
Cause and effect are rarely direct. OK, that’s false. If you eat one pound of Flamin’ Funyuns, you will experience a direct effect. But in matters of the heart and spirit, things can get…fuzzed.
Tinseltown can keep its hostless hullabaloo and self-congratulatory shindigs. We don’t need no stinkin’ Oscars. We have Oscar.
Oh, kittens, you’re in for a treat today. It’s snowy in central Jersey, but our hearts are strangely warmed by one double-shot of espresso angels, Aech and Artemis. Er, I mean Frassy and Star. But don’t take it from me when you’ve got the little leopards’ own mama to tell the tale. Thanks to uber-volunteers […]
I don’t know how you feel about Valentine’s Day. I do, however, know that your Valentine’s Day is about to get better.
In a time when no words suffice, we turn to those who loved beyond words. In the case of the immortal Max, who left this world last Friday, we turn to Kim. Kim wrote monthly updates to Max’s Special Needs sponsors for 6+ years. The bond between them transcended time; you’ll glimpse that indescribable love […]
We live in an age of excess. We don’t just want eyeshadow, we want 570-shade palettes vast enough to make RuPaul proud. We don’t just want a sandwich; we want the Arbynator, and cheeseburger-crust pizza, and the KFC Double-Down (presumably named because you will be doubly down for the count upon eating it). Mercifully, we […]