They say that one is the loneliest number.
But “they” also say that vegan cheese is food, and that the Kings of Leon produce actual music. Clearly “they” are, at times, misinformed. So, with all respect to “them,” I declare that a one-eyed cat can be utterly unlonely.
Truth be told, Paulette would prefer to be a little lonelier right now. As far as she’s concerned, we’re not leaving her alone anywhere near enough. Calm, quiet and cubby-bound is how she’d like it.
After all, she just lost her papa and was whisked our way through the Guardian Angel Program. Do all these strange human beans really have to keep peeking in and cooing at her and offering her wet food?
Why yes; yes, we do.
Paulette, I pray that the day is coming quickly when you’ll realize all this un-loneliness is a thing of beauty and a joy forever.
In the meantime, we can’t help but love you and leave you utterly un-alone.