The songwriters of the world can’t quite agree about September.
And then there are the cats.
The cats are quite prepared for a September worth waking up for. But first, there’s the business of bow-tying August:
Promoted to the Lobby: Lars
Promoted to the Community Room: No one, because the Community Room is so friggin’ crazy the ghost of Sigmund Freud ran out screaming
Promoted to the Lounge: Sam
Promoted to Heaven: Mario
Stuff We Learned: If you give a cat a haircut, the cat will have less hair. If you give a cat a haircut like the haircut we gave Dwayne, that cat will stick his tongue out at you in shame.
So stay awake this September, kittens. Love is changing the minds of pretenders. (Ba duda, ba duda, ba duda, badu.)
*You seriously need to visit that first link. This one. Tell me that isn’t the trippiest, awesomest, seventies-est thing that ever happened. You’re welcome.