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Epilogues: August 2016

Epilogues: August 2016

28678054764_0b823ccaf4_zThe songwriters of the world can’t quite agree about September.

Some want to remember it.* Some are trying to remember it. Some just want to be awakened when it ends.

And then there are the cats.

The cats are quite prepared for a September worth waking up for. But first, there’s the business of bow-tying August:

Arrived: Wilbur, Fontina, Irene, Roland, Talitha, Oy, Jake, Odetta, Topeka, Randall, Tux, Grindle, Cisco, Chloe, OJ, Sparkly, Vier, Cuatro, Quatre, Four, Ash, Match, Pyro

The lounge cats went to sleep with one skinny, delicate grey-and-white neighbor and woke up with one strapping, robust grey-and-white neighbor. Is Lars drinking Muscle Milk, or did he switch places with Sam? You be the judge...
The lounge cats went to sleep with one skinny, delicate grey-and-white neighbor and woke up with one strapping, robust grey-and-white neighbor. Is Lars drinking Muscle Milk, or did he switch places with Sam? You be the judge…

Adopted: Bob, Rosa & Bridget (together); Johnny; Miranda; Hannah; Jenna; Judy, Sara and Draco (together); Tasha; Camina; Milo; Hermione; Thelma & Louise (together); Chianti

Returned: Gumby

Cleared from Quarantine: Sable, Smitten, Francine, Dolce (pictured in top thumbnail), Eddie, Susannah

Promoted to the Lobby: Lars

Promoted to the Community Room: No one, because the Community Room is so friggin’ crazy the ghost of Sigmund Freud ran out screaming

Promoted to the Lounge: Sam

Promoted to Heaven: Mario

Dwayne's commentary on his debonair new 'do.
Dwayne’s commentary on his debonair new ‘do.

Stuff We Learned: If you give a cat a haircut, the cat will have less hair. If you give a cat a haircut like the haircut we gave Dwayne, that cat will stick his tongue out at you in shame.

So stay awake this September, kittens. Love is changing the minds of pretenders. (Ba duda, ba duda, ba duda, badu.)

*You seriously need to visit that first link. This one. Tell me that isn’t the trippiest, awesomest, seventies-est thing that ever happened. You’re welcome.

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