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Fruitful labors

By Angela Townsend
September 7, 2015
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20426470993_ed309ea21e_zYou did not ask the cats for advice for what to do with yourself this Labor Day.

Fortunately, cats like giving unsolicited advice.

And now I’ll shuddup and hand it over to those sages.

In case you’re still twiddling your thumbs this Labor Day, the Tabby’s Place cats recommend that you do the following:

Lay like a lovely loaf of lazy
Lay like a lovely loaf of lazy
Get a new view (whilst laying like a lovely loaf of lazy)
Get a new view (whilst laying like a lovely loaf of lazy)
Put your one paw in...
Put your one paw in…
...put your one paw out...
…put your one paw out…
...and if (and only if) you must, shake it all about.
…and if (and only if) you must, shake it all about.
(All while remaining a lovely lump of lazy, of course.)
(All while remaining a lovely lump of lazy, of course.)
Practice positive body image.
Practice positive body image.
Extremely positive.
Extremely positive.
Spend time with close friends.
Spend time with close friends.
And if anyone gives you a hard time about your shenanigans, just look at them like this.
And if anyone gives you a hard time about your shenanigans, just look at them like this.
Or this.
Or this.
Or, if it comes down to it, this.
Or, if it comes down to it, this.
Have a board meeting about it if need be.
Have a board meeting about it if need be.
And then, please, hasten back to laying like a lovely lump of lazy.
And then, please, hasten back to laying like a lovely lump of lazy.
You are loved. (It's not laborious.)
You are loved. (It’s not laborious.)

Happy Labor Day, kittens.

Note: yes, of course Tabby’s Place is open today. Tabby’s Place: a Cat Sanctuary is a sovereign nation, under no obligation to observe lesser regimes’ observances.

Note deux: Who are all them cats? Them there cats are, from de top: Sherpa, Wolfie, Pepita, Newman, Rose, Carrot, Halie, Maggie, Lester, Rangpurr and 6-8 of his most intimate friends, Cheeno, Knox, Hailey, Joint Chiefs Maggie/Colleen/Ella, Mario, and Lacey. And they are all doing Labor Day right.

 

 

carrot cheeno colleen ella hailey halie knox lacey lester maggie mario newman pepita rangpurr rose sherpa steven wolfie

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