If you read Felis Catus on the regular, you know: we do our Epilogues on the first Friday of the month.
That’s Friday as in tomorrow, as in, not today.
However, there’s news of Jurassic proportions barreling our way tomorrow. We don’t want to unveil this epic information before it’s officially hatched, though, hence the date switch. I know you’re cool. You can roll with it.
And now to your slightly-early Epilogues. Be warned: May had its own mammoth manifestations:
Returned: NOOOOO ONE.
Cleared from Quarantine: Baloo; Paco; Fanta and The Sodas (Birch, Sasparilla, Fresca & Cola); Mootz & The Guardians (Gamora, Nebula, Groot & Starlord); Mrs. Potts and The Disneys (Lumiere, Mulan, Gaston, Rapunzel, Chip); Snap & The Fasteners (Velcro, Button, Buckle & Zipper); Snow; Kitty; Sierra; The Brady Bunch (Greg, Marcia, Peter, Jan, Bobby & Cindy); Jasper; Cheeno; Lionel
Cleared from Ringworm: Ninja, Yo-Landi
Banished to Ringworm: NOOOOO ONE.
Promoted to the Lobby: Jasper
Promoted to Heaven: Ms. Claudette
Roar on, indomitable ones. It’s a jungle in here, just the way we love it.
Photo credits from de top: Jurassic Luna by AT, Faye & Starlord by Jess B.