Slow it down
Cats can move faster than we can, physically. Cats can’t understand why we move so fast, mentally.
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Slow it down
Cats can move faster than we can, physically. Cats can’t understand why we move so fast, mentally.
Guest post: Cattywumpus
You do it too. I know you do. Don’t feign misunderstanding. Fess up. Every single one of your cats has at least one ridiculous nickname (maybe a ridiculous actual name), and probably several nicknames, in fact. The one on my lap right now outrageously bears the given name of a physicist. Since Higgs hypothesized what […]
We make the rules
We are not in control.* We are not as powerful as cats. But we are not entirely helpless.
Quality calicos
There are a great many ways to get in trouble. There are also many ways to stay out of it, but they are far less interesting.
Guest post: Gimme a break!
I had one vacation day left. I really needed a vacation, but this just couldn’t cut it.
Guest post: States of matter
When a cat oozes around your ankles, it is not just a plea for food or attention (oh, it is definitely partly either or both of those). When a cat slides or somersaults down the stairs, it’s not simply to show off beauty and agility (although it is most definitely both of those).
Maybe tomorrow
All twelve days of Christmas are long over. It is still winter. Much is over; much is yet to come.
Oh, Honey
Oh, Honey. You were ready for things to be permanently different. But here you are in 2021, still waiting.
Guest post: A cat would never do that
Any self-respecting cat would never buy a bushel and a half of horse apples for 3 people, not even to can applesauce and bake cake. No single cat that has ever existed in the entire universe (they are out of this world!) would ever think that was a suitable amount of apples per capita.
Guest post: Half full
Eating season during an eating year (COVID 15 anyone?) leaves many of us in a perpetual state of being half full. This is true of our bellies and our minds. No time to fully digest everything before the next thing to swallow gets shoved down our throats or dumped into our over-taxed heads.