Wait. Did we not just epp a log?
We did. But that’s because I’m a dunderhead. So dance around in your dungarees, you January-jousting kittens; it’s time for another month in review.

Now that we’ve grokked the Grammys, stated the Union and gobbled up the glow of two full moons, we’re ready for the Superbowl and the Olympics and the Valentines and the generalized weirdness of the world in which we live, February edition.
But first, the cats of January.
Arrived: Janet; Paulie; Ronnie; Harley; Digger; Noodle; Nyx; Ducky; Madeline; Edgar Allen; Poe; CornPop; Raven; Calliope; Eva; Joan Manuel
Adopted: Oboe; Oliver; Gideon; Damien; Masha (pictured in top thumbnail); Maddie; MudPie; Temperance; Roger & Joanie (together); Amaya; Tamara & Domenico (together); Nancy; Stark; Link; Peggy; Vulpix; Carley Rose; Abrams & Griffin (together)
Returned: NOOOOOO ONE.

Cleared from Quarantine: Janey, Phoebe, Google, Bing
Banished to Ringworm: Shea; Janet; Paulie
Promoted to the Lobby: Patty
Promoted to His Eminence’s Office: Amos
Promoted to Heaven: Mimi; Katrina
Stuff We Learned: Joan Manuel is a man cat. Joan can be a manly man’s name. These are true facts.
Thank you, Angela, for January’s update. Nice to see pairs of cats adopted together! Valentine’s Day (4 years ago) is the first day our Peanut showed up on the doorstep, so Valentine’s Day is a day for lovers and cat lovers, too. Good luck forever to Vulpix and all adopted cats.