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To err

To err

13475515575_c3f0cd1892_qAny self-respecting feline will tell you: cats do not err.

They do surprise you. They do make last-minute course corrections. But they do not make mistakes. N-O-N, no.

Error-proof Peachy is 100% lady, 0% error.
Peachy: 100% lady, 0% error, 17 years and counting.

Our species is a different story. We err in sloppy spectacular ways, so we’d best accept it and decide which ditch we prefer to careen into.

I propose we err on the side of smiling too much, being an exclamation point instead of a colon, and making glorious fools of ourselves rather than grimacing with dignity. While we’re at it, let’s be too gentle with each other and risk giving away the store in the name of love.

The cats intuitively grasp this idea. Even the decorous among them — Angus and Max, Lester and Boots — know how to pull “ridiculous” out of the air and make it dance. The right to be ridiculous, to paraphrase my homeboy Bono, is something they hold dear. And the right to love beyond reason is their birthright.

As we fumble along, we know even our best human efforts are tinted with error. We think too much and too little of ourselves. We think too much about ourselves. Our pride and our fear are bigger than either deserves, our love so eely we can’t hold it still. But this is the week — known as Holy Week, and for good, whole-some reason — when we remember that all our errors are swept up in grace. Love covers a multitude of sins — even yours, even mine (and they are legion).

But enough about us. In the spirit of confessing error, the cats would like to share how they would err…if, of course, cats were capable of erring.

Tinkerbell, as seen in this most infamous photo, errs on the side of listening to Phish and saying "duuuuuuuuude" a lot.
Tinkerbell, as seen in this most infamous photo, errs on the side of listening to Phish and saying "duuuuuuuuude" a lot.

Hocus also errs on the side of spending lots of time on Willie Nelson's bus.
Hocus also errs on the side of spending lots of time on Willie Nelson's bus.

Ever since the Hot Pockets incident of 2007, Katrina errs on the side of making other cats taste-test her food first.
Ever since the Hot Pockets incident of 2007, Katrina errs on the side of making other cats taste-test her food first.
Peachy errs on the side of too much pink. But don't think this is a nod to the Barbie Dream House. Ain't no Peachy got time for that body image-busting garbage. She's a motorboating Mary Kay lady. Girls run the world, and this girl rules them all.
Peachy errs on the side of too much pink. But don't think this is a nod to the Barbie Dream House. Ain't no Peachy got time for that body image-busting garbage. She's a motorboating Mary Kay lady. Girls run the world, and this girl rules them all.

Alumna Dot errs on the side of going Amish.
Alumna Dot errs on the side of going Amish.
Ditto alumna Gabby. Someone bring these girls a surrey with the fringe on top.
Ditto alumna Gabby. Someone bring these girls a surrey with the fringe on top.

Cecille errs on the side of repeating everything we say in a mocking voice, in French. "'Oui, ouuuuuiiiiii, petit chat.' Quelle moron." Which translates to, "you're swell and nifty."
Cecille errs on the side of repeating everything we say in a mocking voice, in French. "'Oui, ouuuuuiiiiii, petit chat.' Quelle moron." Which translates to, "you're swell and nifty."
Psi errs on the side of typing her emails IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME OH MY GOSH IT'S ALL FULL OF STAAAAAAAAAAARS!
Psi errs on the side of typing her emails IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME OH MY GOSH IT'S ALL FULL OF STAAAAAAAAAAARS!
Mango errs on the side of simply loving you.
Mango errs on the side of simply loving you.
And mother-son alumnae Wendy and Chili err on the side of reminding you that cats are always ready to give you grace -- and they aren't the only ones.
And mother-son alumnae Wendy and Chili err on the side of reminding you that cats are always ready to give you grace -- and they aren't the only ones.

Happy Easter, beautiful ones.

2 thoughts on “To err

  1. Wendy and Chili. So nice to see them happy and beloved. I always love the posts when you show random pictures of the kitties. These are all beautiful!

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