We will not be covering the US Presidential Election on this blog. This is a selfish decision on my part, I know. But my hobbies include “avoiding panic attacks” and “not getting fired,” so here we are. Also, the cats’ preferred candidate already dropped out, by whom of course I mean Hulk Hogan. We will, […]
Imitation is reputed to be the highest form of flattery. In the world of cats, “incidental” is more likely than imitational.
I have been talking to Maurice about Paris. I have been talking to Maurice about Paris, even though he is from New Jersey, and I am from a place in New York that is essentially no place in particular. I have been talking to Maurice about Paris, which is to say that I have been […]
So here we stand, at the end and the beginning. Cats know that there are only ever beginnings. Cats know many things beyond our reach. But they are gentle, and permit us to believe in figments — endings, the concept of “age appropriate,” the existence of credible vegan cheese — as long as necessary. Perhaps […]
There’s just one to go, my little goobers. Month, that is. But it may as well be a moment.