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Kitty LeFey’s Cosmos: Chats with Cats

Kitty LeFey’s Cosmos: Chats with Cats

Admit it.

You talk to cats.

I know you talk to cats because you’re reading this. I talk to cats too. A lot. After all, there are a lot of cats to chat with at Tabby’s Place (sponsorships come with regular updates too).

Here are some recent conversations that might remind you of chats that you’ve had with your  own cats. Okay, maybe it’s just an excuse to share some gratuitous pictures and perhaps a video.

A Chat with Honey

Kitty LeFey: Hi, Honey! How are you?

Honey: I want to sail upon the sea where all the fishies are for meeeeeee!

KLF: Do you know how to sail?

Honey: I am the admiral of the sea!!! All the fishies are for MEEEEEEEEE!

KLF: Have you ever even been on a boat, Honey?

Honey: I AM THE ADMIRAL OF THE SEA!!! ALL THE FISHIES ARE FOR MEEEEEEEEE!

KLF: Aye, aye, admiral! When do we sail?

Honey: My has the most beee-u-teee-ful of tails!!!

KLF: What about Zelda? Can she have a fish?

Honey: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

KLF: Honey, this conversation has gone off the rails. I’ll be sure to see you soon, and we shall talk without fail.

Honey: FISHIEEEEEEEES FOR MEEEEEEE!!!!

A Chat with Nina

KLF: Hey, Nina! How ya doin’?

Nina: Watch me spin! Circle-circle-circle! WHEEEEEEE! WHEEEEEEE! Now I’ll rub against your legs!

KLF: You spin beautifully, Nina. May I have the next dance?

Nina: DAAANNNCCCE!!! SPIN!!! SPIN!!! SPIN!!!

KLF (picking up Nina): Waltz this way!

For the record, Nina is a better dance partner than Fred Astaire or Ginger Rogers ever had. This baby is even better than Beyonce.

A Chat with Toulouse, Agnes, and Mortimer

KLF: Greetings, Toulouse! Brilliant to see you, Agnes! Good day, Mortimer, sir!

TAM: Petsies, petsies, petsies! Please, please, please!

KLF: Pleased to please! How about scritches under your chins?

TAM: More, more, more! Please, please, please!

KLF: Okay, okay, okay! I’ll scritch you all exactly this  way. Now, tell me, what are your plans for this lovely day?

TAM: More, more, more! Please, please, please! Petsies, petsies, petsies! Please, please, please!

KLF: I think I’m going to need reinforcements. Love, love, love you guys!

A Chat with Roxy (Likely in her boxy)

KLF: Hello, Miss Roxy. How are you?

Roxy: Purrrr purrr purrr purrrr purrr purrr

KLF: You’re so sweet. How about some skritches?

Roxy: Purrrr purrr purrr purrrr purrr purrr

KLF: You’re looking as beautiful as ever.

Roxy: Purrrr purrr purrr purrrr purrr purrr

KLF: Are you comfortable sweet, sweet Roxy?

Roxy: Purrrr purrr purrr purrrr purrr purrr

For more scintillating conversations, come visit Tabby’s Place and see which cats speak to you!

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