Catoberfest is tomorrow.
If your epic love of the Tabby’s Place cats is somehow not enough reason to get you here, consider this a PSA to make you reconsider.
This is Riley. Riley will be very disappointed if you do not attend Catoberfest. In fact, she will hole up in the tube for a month as protest if you don’t attend. You wouldn’t want to be responsible for that.
Artex will also be very disgruntled if you do not attend Catoberfest. (And, trust me, you want to keep Artex highly gruntled at all times.)
Dara will experience existential angst if you do not attend Catoberfest.
Gatsby will go into a deep blue funk and repeatedly listen to old recordings of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald if you do not attend Catoberfest.
For what it’s worth, Mr. T and Captain Jean-Luc Picard will also be very, very angry if you do not attend Catoberfest.
Just thought you’d wanna know.
PSA now concluded. So then, I trust I’ll see you tomorrow from 11:00 – 4:00?