Charlotte the victorious
I’ve gotta believe there really is someone for everyone. An Edith for every Archie. A Jack for every Rose. A pea for every carrot. An AwesomeAdopter for every timid, kooky, quirky cat.
The anti-gmork
If you have even the faintest idea what a “gmork” is, you just earned 100,000,000,000,000 bonus brownie points. And if you have even the faintest idea what a “gmork” is, you know that no cat, anywhere, has anything in common with one.
Cattiator
When it comes to meows, loud is impressive. Loud is good. Loud is Green Day. Loud is Hawkeye. But it takes something more than volume to anchor an epic anthem. Think Bach. Think Pink Floyd. Think Neil Diamond. Think…Russell.
Forever loved: Lily
I wish, with all my heart, that I did not have to write this post. Our beloved Lily has left this world.
We can’t Blaine him
I’ve always liked the expression “he swears like a longshoreman.” My liking hasn’t been tempered by the fact that I rarely swear and have never met any longshoremen. Or at least, I didn’t until Burdock came along.
To pilfer the crown Julie
The Royal Wedding: a big deal. The hats worn at the Royal Wedding: an even bigger deal. But true royalty? For that, you’ll have to come to the great metropolis of Ringoes, NJ.
The purring prophet
Not every cat has an epic oratorio bearing his name. Then again, not every cat is Elijah.
Shaking up the (anti)social network
Laurel and Hardy used to lament getting into “another fine mess.” The great wordsmith of our time, Ke$ha, sings of being a “filthy hot mess.” And, this week, one of the awesomest AwesomeAdopters since Mrs. TwinkieCupcake has made a major mess of the social network in Suite A.
Mollinating the world
True story: true love lasts. And when it’s hopelessly-devoted-to-you kinda love, it lasts forever. So it’s only fitting that we (you, me, Tashi, Bialy) are still very much in lurrrrrve with the dancing ocelot, Molly. Special thanks to her forever MollyMama for writing this glorious, picture-full update. Prepare to swoon…and dance.