Tabby's Place

Scatalogical Musings

In case you don’t know off the top of your head, scatalogy is “the study of fecal excrement.”  Yes, I do mean poop, ca-ca, or whatever else you call it around your kids.  Admittedly, a fascination with this stuff is usually the provenance of three year old boys.  But, here at Tabby’s Place we spend […]

Beating the rap

It was the best of songs, it was the worst of songs. There may be many miles between the West Coast and the Left Bank, but boundaries ain’t nothin’ but an FIV thang to two cats known as The Rapper and The Frenchman. Or, as they’re known to their more intimate friends, Dre and Jean […]

Sagacity

Some weeks, the cats make us feel like so many Wile E. Coyotes. I don’t mean that we run off the edge of a cliff with our legs still running — although it can feel like that when the floor is freshly mopped and there are kittens underfoot. I mean that we can’t keep up […]

Free to be Anneke

Maybe you’ve done things you aren’t proud of. Maybe you habitually use more paper towels than required for the task at hand. Maybe you spent all four years of high school pushing the sousaphone players around. Maybe you write nasty anonymous letters to Donald Trump. It’s okay. You are hereby liberated from the tyranny of […]

Fata Morgana

A fata morgana is a form of superior mirage, resembling a sparkly strip of light above the horizon. Old-timey folks thought maybe it was a fairy castle, or a Flying Dutchman.* A cata Morgana is a form of superior feline, resembling a muscle-bound Mario with two “dead” hind legs. Veterinary folks thought maybe he was […]