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Beyond debate

Beyond debate

14570297_10211112699159931_7559796761121459389_nLast night, you may have heard two seventy-year-olds yelling at each other, followed by their under-yellers yelling about the yelling.

We’re not going to debate those debates here.

But we do have issues to discuss.

First, though, an apology.

If you’ve come to this blog to escape all things political, Leila’s monarchy and Sable’s campaign may have made you twitch. Heaven knows this unfriendly election is too ubiquitous for you to need friendly reminders.

So, I’m sorry for the political allusions, but not sorry enough to stop. Frankly, I can’t, because (a) escape is futile, so we may as well laugh/ponder/engage in group primal-scream therapy, and (b) I’m an incurably political animal, and you’re stuck with me.

True story: around age six, I once invited a complete stranger into our house because I recognized him from C-SPAN as our congressman. (He was actually just a guy selling vinyl siding. But I swear the resemblance was uncanny.) My interest in politics — local and national and feline and absurd — goes all the way back and all the way down.

Anyway. This year’s debates are in the books. This means we can finally get down to the serious issues the cats are debating. Without further frippery, I bring you some overdue, richly-deserved Gratuitous Cat Photos: Debate Edition.

Debatable: Whether Faye's acquisition is a genuine Jersey tomato or one of those mushy supermarket travesties. Faye abstained from voting on the Farm Bill, after all.
Debatable: Whether Faye’s acquisition is a genuine Jersey tomato or one of those mushy supermarket travesties. Faye abstained from voting on the Farm Bill, after all.
Not Up For Debate: Whether Parker knows that the spirit of Jean Valjean spurs him on. Of course he does. JV's portrait in the Kitten Room is our answer to that famous painting of JFK, and you bet it inspires the kittens to greatness.
Not Up For Debate: Whether Parker knows that the spirit of Jean Valjean spurs him on. Of course he does. JV’s portrait in the Kitten Room is our answer to that famous painting of JFK, and you bet it inspires the kittens to greatness.
Debatable: what sort of spirit spurs Boom on. There is no one, literally no one, who knows the answer to this question.
Debatable: What sort of spirit spurs Boom on. There is no one, literally no one, who knows the answer to this question.
Not up for debate: The origin of Smitten's name. Smitten looks like the late, great Mittens. Smitten is not smitten with kittens, though she is smitten with us, and with you, and with anyone with a proposal to expatriate all cats but Smitten.
Not up for debate: The origin of Smitten’s name. Smitten looks like the late, great Mittens. Smitten is not smitten with kittens, though she is smitten with us, and with you, and with anyone with a proposal to expatriate all cats but Smitten.
Debatable: Whether kitten Mack or photographer Mark was the one facing sideways when this picture was taken. "Sideways" is a state of mind, after all.
Debatable: Whether kitten Mack or photographer Mark was the one facing sideways when this picture was taken. “Sideways” is a state of mind, after all.
Not up for debate: Grace's fitness for office, and her readiness to offer policy proposals. Bonus: we already know exactly what kind of trash was in her past.
Not up for debate: Grace’s fitness for office, and her readiness to offer policy proposals. Bonus: we already know exactly what kind of trash was in her past.
Not up for debate: This is the proper way to reconvene with your friends from across the aisle after even the most heated disagreements. Politics: Valencia and Hailey are doin' it right.
Not up for debate: The proper way to reconvene with your friends from across the aisle after even the most heated disagreements. Politics: Valencia and Hailey are doin’ it right.

 

The community of cat people reading this blog surely doesn’t agree about everything. But I know to my bones that we agree on this: mercy will save the world. If you didn’t believe that, you wouldn’t be clicking over to read about vulnerable creatures, plucked from despair regardless of their needs, nature or naughtiness, and loved beyond all calculation of “deserving.”

Beyond debate: you guys give me hope for the future, whatever happens in November. Thank you for being the congress of compassion.

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