Autumn is in the eyes of the beholder.
Is it homework, or cardigans with pockets big enough to carry kittens?
Is it decay, or farm stands selling warty gourds with googly eyes?
Is it the last belch of the year, or a belated beginning?

You already know what the cats think of autumn. Autumn is when sleeves get longer and clothes get softer, the better for burrowing and snuggling. Autumn is when leaves shrivel like Cheetos and crackle into the Lobby, all crispy and pounce-able. Autumn is when blankets turn thicker, humans turn sentimental, and the night air smells like smoky bacon.
Autumn is when the Linda Fund lets you turn a yearning cat into your cat, personally saving his life.
But what really makes autumn awesome is that it exists.
You may have noticed that Tabby’s Place cats are passionate fans of existence.
Existence is where we all get to be together. Why would we wish for April or July when everyone we love is in September? Who the heck wants summer when autumn has all the currently-available cheeseburgers? And don’t you know that we all get to go “back to school,” even if we are forty-four or equipped with a tail?

Autumn says you can begin again.
So does every breath in your body, but let’s start with autumn.
So, save your laments for real tragedies, like the hot dog spill that shut down a highway. (The tragedy was that Tabby’s Place has experts trained for precisely this event, and none of them were called to assist.)
Let’s give August one last kiss before we go. Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? (Answer: no, but that’s a good thing.) Hot diggity:

Arrived: Chad, Michael, Murray, Mickey, Davey, Candace, Phineas, Ferb, Artemis, Apollo, Chester, England, Martina, Doriana, Midge, Mandarin, Mew, Littles, Ribbit, Frog, Toad, Kaliman, Braveheart, Sprite, Fanta, Dr. Pepper, Pibb, Nemea, Cerebus, Hydra, Hippolyta, Goodwin, Marigold, Akira, Timber, Pancake, Thor, Lotus
Adopted: Fern & Herb (together); Blitz & Blam (together); Daria & Jane (together); Rococo & Picante (together); Camaro & Porsche (together); Comet & Helix (together); Chel & Cactus (together); Rufus & Squirrel (together); Moose & Bobbi (together); Supra, Charger, Mustang, & Firebird (together, yes, all four, and yes, their adopters are 400% awesome); Gladys & Leodis (together); Custard & Meringue (together); Peter & Reviens (together); Luna & Loki (together); Putzie & Frenchy (together); Banoffee & Truffle (together); Gallium; Beau; Mazikeen; Pepe; Polly (yes, that Polly; no, no eye has seen, no ear has heard, no mind has imagined all that love can do); Parfait; Taro (pictured in top banner); Rizzo (pictured in top thumbnail); Squentin Tarantino; Rocky; Bologna; King Kong; Bob; Mochi

Returned: Cassandra, Rocky
Forever Foster Fabulosity: Pepita, with the incomparable Danielle
Promoted to the Lobby: Corduroy
Promoted to the Community Room: Silver
Promoted to Heaven: Newborns Artemis & Apollo, gone too soon, loved forever

Stuff We Learned: It is never too late. Vision is greater than sight. You have the power to save lives. (Please, please, do.)
And, although Bello has no alibi for the night $22,000 of meat was stolen, and he has gained approximately 22,000 pounds in the same time period, “innocent until proven guilty” applies even to cats the size of minivans.
Ride on. It’s gonna be an awesome autumn.