The cats would like you to know they sincerely believe in you, and they believe 2014 is going to be Your Year.
You’re finally going to finish The Brothers Karamazov. You’re going to beat level 103 of Candy Crush. You’re going to find out what the fox says.
But first, there’s the small matter of tying up December’s loose tales.
To finish out 2013, the cats done did this:
Banished to Ringworm: Charlie
Promoted to the Community Room: Benny, Joon, Nelson
Promoted to the Lobby: Maggie
Promoted to the Lounge: Felix
Promoted to Heaven: Cookie
Promoted to the Diet Suite: Jackie
If this millennium was a human, it would now be old enough to volunteer at Tabby’s Place. 2014, you’ve already proven you’re cooler than being cool. The best is so dang yet to come.
Photo credits from de top: Camille by Mark (pictured for no other reason than that she’s cute, which is an unimpeachable reason); Felix by Mark; Jackie by Jess of the volunteer variety.