I sure hope you didn’t reckon on fishin’ this weekend.
Sure, it’s flounder season and all. But the weather is wet and woolly, with wee ones more wondrous than all the ocean.
Tabby’s Place has been making it rain for four years now, and Kitten Shower #4 promises to be the best such bonanza in feline precipitation history. With over 35 kittens in our inventory, we are ready for an adorable extravaganza this Saturday. That’s one Kitten Shower & Adoption Event coming up, June 24th, from 12-4pm.
Just be advised: there is a high likelihood that you will arrive as a human being, and depart as a quivering puddle of goo. And it will be worth it.
Don’t believe me? Here’s a preview, some hors d’oeuvres, if you may, to ensure you’re up for the frenzied furry feast.
At this point, I should probably tell you that we’ll also offer reduced adoption fees for kittens ($50 rather than $135); free tours, questions answered by our Feline Behavioral Consultant; and scrumptious refreshments. I could, and I should, but I know your brain has now been reduced to a state of “GUH.” So why bother?
Just come. And get gooed up. The kittens are calling your name.