We hereby open this year’s Gratuitous Cat Photo season with a golden oldie.
Fiona is not merely a well-aged tortie.
She is not simply a graceful survivor of diabetes.
Her claim to fame isn’t even that she’s more colors than a fruitcake.
No — Fiona’s best-kept secret is that she’s an honorably retired Radio City Music Hall Rockette.
That’s our only explanation for those long legs, that springy step, and that showgirl sparkle well into her old age.
Fiona, you are as bright as that first Advent candle, and we love you. Rock on.