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Epilogues: August 2014

Epilogues: August 2014

140903-kindle-by-at-2People say that Labor Day marks the end of summer. People say that white shoes are not okay after said day.

People say a lot of things.

But if you’ve had the kind of August our cats have had, you’re still sloshing white espadrilles through the endless summer stew.

Like Point Break's Bodhi, Diego only lives to get radical.
Like Point Break's Bodhi, Diego only lives to get radical.

Don’t believe me? Try this on for size:

Arrived: Pablo, Salsa, Diego, Emilio, Bones, Magdalene, Taz, Lemar, Malachite, Nantucket, Bowser, Pharaoh, Banana, Dawg, Bethany, Sapphire, Gumbie, Luna

Adopted: Paulette, Rosemary, Mystique, Picadilly, Marceline, Cake & Ken (together), Jester, Monty, Papillon, Pablo, Salem

Returned: Boo Boo, Brian, Boris, Uma

TNR’d: A multitude of wild and wonderful fauves sauvages, including a cat whose actual name is actually Wario

Banished to Ringworm: Henrietta (still), Dawg, Banana, Lemar

Cleared from Quarantine: Salem, Tutti, Divya, Kindle (pictured in thumbnail above), Nook, Salsa, Diego, Emilio, Bones, Magdalene, Tanzy

Cleared from Ringworm: Alex, Jack

Promoted to Heaven: Nantucket, Doc Watson, Bowser

Like Jack Bauer, Jack Rosenberg cannot be ultimately defeated by terrorists, by which I mean ringworm.
Like Jack Bauer, Jack Rosenberg cannot be ultimately defeated by terrorists, by which I mean ringworm.

So wear whatever shoes make you dance, kittens. Or, if you have feet like skis and need to buy your shoes in the same department as Sasquatch and the Yeti, wear whatever shoes fit your titanic tootsies.* Either way, September, we hail you with tails in the air and toes tapping.

*Like me. Somewhere, someone has grainy VHS footage of the Abominable Snowman trying on size-98 TOMS…and, right beside him, there I am buying Converses the size of canoes.

1 thought on “Epilogues: August 2014

  1. Thank you for this wonderful update. Paulette, Rosemary, Mystique – always happy to hear of a few more mature ladycats finding furrever homes. (A cat named Dawg! And a cat named Banana!!)

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