all saints day

Surplus of saints

We are too stingy with the word “saint.” We attach it to St. Valentine, but not the purring peacemaker who warms our lap and kneads our aches. We pin it on St. Patrick, but not the kitten who jolts us from our doldrums to prove that joy still exists, and gravity is subject to negotiation. […]

Vive le Roi François!

As its own sovereign nation, the Republic of Tabby’s Place is at liberty to establish holidays. There is St. Squeezemeat’s Day, in honor of the genius who first packed liquid poultry into a Go-Gurt tube. There is Skritchmas, a solemn observance of chin rubs and forehead boops. Every third Thursday, the cats thank their Maker […]