Let it never be said that May is monotone. Stuff went down this past month, kittens. Billy Ray Cyrus returned to the radio, achy-breaking all of our ears if not our spirits. The President of the United States of America presented a very large trophy to a very large man at the Grand Sumo tournament. […]
You may have heard reports of a recent luring. Don’t believe a word. Persons were indeed allured, but no luring was required.
I know what you’re thinking; all cats are important. You are, as usual, right. (How do you do that?) But track with me and you’ll agree: some cats are exceptional at being important.
We came. We marched fourth. We marched thirty-first, even. And now, we shall April.