Supposedly, it’s March hares that are madder than a hatter.

But, ’round here, May is the month of mirthful, mind-splattering madness, courtesy of 100,000,000,000 kittens.*

With Kitten Season in full furry fury, try to keep up with us if you can. We can’t keep up with ourselves these days. But, before we curl in fetal position with our adult coloring books, let’s muse on May:

Arrived: Hank, Hayden, Kenny, Jason, Luke, Miranda, Nigel Vincent, Sallie, Grace, Kornelia, Trevor, Harry, Gretchen, Ramona, Duke, Ziggy, Bodega, Kiosk, Wawa, Kroger, Amethyst, Onyx, Ametrine, Garnet, Dante, Simba, Tiger Lily, Claudia

Adopted: Dobro & Gorgonzola (together, yes really, YES REALLY, with Dr. C, because she is that obscenely scandalously smashingly brave); Heath & Gardenia (together); Bubbles; Ellen & Whoopie (together); Orchid; Armand

Returned: Autumn & Chianti (together, a combined 35+ pounds heavier than when we last saw them)

Cleared from Quarantine: Trey, Riley, Leah, Swiffer, Charcoal, Misty, Hank, Nigel Vincent

Promoted to the Community Room: Bucca, Ferret, Chinchilla

Pleased about aforementioned promotion to aforementioned Community Room: N/A

Promoted to the Lounge: Katrina

Promoted to Forever Foster: Rupert

Promoted to Heaven: Eve

Stuff We Learned: If you look like Jackie and come from the same shelter from whence we got Jackie, you are apparently required to talk trash, steal hearts and consume human flesh like Jackie. Nice to meet you and your big shiny teeth, Leah.

Apropos Of Nothing Except Love, Which Is Apropos Always: Would youze guyze please keep a tiny tidbit named Phaedra in your prayers? She arrived all of two hours ago, so I have little to report yet, except that she’s sick, she’s extraordinary, and she needs a full starship of miracles if she’s going to make it to the Kitten Shower. Please pray. Thank you for loving her with us.

*No, not literally one hundred billion kittens, although that would be an outstanding name for a post-industrial all-accordion R&B group.

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