I don’t know where your mind wanders when it wanders.
I don’t know what’s on your heart and on your soul today.
I do know, with the certainty of 10,000 credos, that you are about to be emptied of all such things.Whether you’re trying to decide between pad Thai and Korean BBQ or plotting your presidential run, your thoughts are about to be reduced to one:
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I wonder how much I could say here that would go unnoticed?
Every single member of the Tabby’s Place staff is a love child of Neil Diamond.
If Hamlet is the Prince of Denmark, is Omelet the Prince of Breakfast?
This weekend I’m going paddleboating with the Sultan of Brunei.
THE CALICO IS STILL AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION.
Have an insanely outstanding weekend, kittens.