Maybe this month’s round-up is delayed because the Tonight Show just moved back to New York.
Maybe this month’s round-up is delayed because New Jersey has gotten so much snow that road crews are actually pouring actual pickle juice on the roads in a fiesta of frozen brine.*
Maybe this month’s round-up is delayed because I’m not getting enough riboflavin.
Most likely, this month’s round-up is delayed because I am a dunderhead. But February waits for no woman, so without further kerfuffle, here come de news.
Banished to Ringworm: Mystique
Cleared from Ringworm: Charlie
Promoted to the Lobby: Ruby
And so we springboard into warmer tides. You are hereby invited to Violet‘s thaw party in the solarium, in which we shall all dance in the fog.
Photos all by the dazzling Jess of the volunteer variety.
*Which is awesome, because New Jersey already had a reputation for being really fragrant. Winning!
**Apparently basic decency and decorum can’t hold us. We should be ashamed of ourselves for giving a cat this name.
***Ashamed and also banished from all thrift shops for 90 days. By the way, that would be The Mack himself in the top left photo.