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If you and I went to Paris, we would probably buy some berets and souvenir Eiffel Towers. If Elton went to Paris, he would blow his spending money on brie and eat it all before boarding the plane.
If you and I went to Paris, we would probably buy some berets and souvenir Eiffel Towers. If Elton went to Paris, he would blow his spending money on brie and eat it all before boarding the plane.
Not everyone you meet will find you interesting. Fret not! You have the undivided attention of Earth’s most interested individual.
Before you can go any further with this blog, you must answer a riddle. What is not a ring, but you can wear it on your finger? It’s not a worm, but it can wriggle into your life when you least expect it. It’s more common than the portobellos on your pizza, but it takes […]
“You want to throw me Taylor? He’s right behind you.” This might not be the strangest statement to be overheard at Tabby’s Place.
You do not need to look like somebody to bear a family resemblance. You just need to look at them and let them look at you.
At Tabby’s Place, we maintain the highest standards of journalistic integrity. Thus, we must issue a retraction of some recent reporting. Comparisons of Mr. Rogers to Mr. Rogers may have been premature.
Things That Do Not Exist, an incomplete list: Coincidences; hopeless cats; legitimate uses of fat-free mayonnaise. If you are unsure about that first item, just ask a few cats. Preferably the “hopeless” ones.
When grief floods the plain, Tabby’s Place people don’t flee to higher ground. They pull on galoshes. They pull over when the windshield wipers can’t keep up with their tears. Then they keep going. After all, there’s still daylight. There’s still Pibb.
With intakes and outtakes (aka adoptions), it can be difficult to keep track of the very many Tabby’s Place cats in the very many spaces that they occupy. When there are multiples of similar size, shape, and markings, the challenges double.
Let’s face it: things are expensive. But, be of good cheer! We have a renowned financial expert right here at Tabby’s Place. Clifford can show us how to save dough without cutting corners.