Guest post: It’s like moving teeth
Many of you have never seen me. Many more haven’t seen me since March. So, you may not know or have forgotten that I have braces.
Many of you have never seen me. Many more haven’t seen me since March. So, you may not know or have forgotten that I have braces.
It’s all too redundant to talk about These Terrible Times. But what do you do when your particular times haven’t been particularly terrible?
It’s a good thing that multiple rikishi can receive the same prize during a single basho. I know you feel the same way.
We live in a time when it’s utterly unremarkable, coolly commonplace, to scroll past headlines like “How Hatred Came To Dominate American Politics” and “A Caterpillar With Vomit-Inducing Poison Fur Is Taking Over Virginia.” I think we’d best get cookin’.
I hope today gives you what you want. But I trust today will give you what you need.
There’s something about September that makes us wistful. By “us,” naturally, I mean exclusively humans. Cats are mercifully devoid of all the wist that twists us in nostalgic knots.
“The Final Countdown” may be your #1 favorite song. You may enjoy using words like “ergo” and “hence” as frequently as possible. You may only and always consume day-old bagels (and pronounce them “beggles”). You may stop what you’re doing every day at noon to pray for the Pope’s sciatica. You cannot possibly be too […]
It is not all good. It is not all bad. I’m talking about this day, this week, this year, this life we share, like it or not.