Katrina after nine years
If you are a living creature, you may have some questions. What is life? Why are we here? What ever happened to justice, and mercy, and pudding pops, and Nickelodeon Gak?
Epilogues: April 2016
April, are you really the cruelest month? You took one Prince, but you gave us another in his bathrobe. You took too many friends, but you promised to return them in an April that will never end.
Give us this McDay…
“Give us this day an itemized, notarized guarantee of everything we will need for the next five years.” If cats pray, they do not pray like this.
Matte cats
Fads are fads and facts are facts, and rarely the twain shall meet. This is especially true when it comes to cosmetics and cats.
Chester update: Hamming it up
Chester Rosenberg “should not” be flourishing. Chester Rosenberg “should not” be more energetic than a dozen Jimmy Fallons. Chester Rosenberg does not believe in should-ing on himself.
Zooming out
Have you ever been delighted, only to be disappointed, only to be delighted more deeply than you could have dreamed in the first place? Knox feels ya.
One day more
Some things are exceedingly rare: Male calicos. Leonid meteor storms. Humble Kanye West tweets. Angela being permitted to name cats for Les Miserables characters.
All hail Mary
Sometimes the cats are mirrors of our better angels. Sometimes, they’re funhouse mirrors of what we would or could be.
So(Much) So(Nora) So(Lovely)
This time last year, many things were different. We didn’t know Bubbles. We didn’t know a thing about Hotline Bling.
Epilogues: March 2016
Blimey, kittens; it’s another month in the books. Fortunately, this one came in like an Eponine and out like an Armand.