Dotted with a heart
There are cats too dignified to use exclamation points. There are cats too ecstatic to use less than five exclamation points!!!!! And then there are cats who dot exclamation points with hearts. Meet Polka.
Epilogues: September 2025
Things That Do Not Exist, an incomplete list: Coincidences; hopeless cats; legitimate uses of fat-free mayonnaise. If you are unsure about that first item, just ask a few cats. Preferably the “hopeless” ones.