The multi-billionaire
He would drive a hatchback, not a Lamborghini. He would eat boxed mac n’ cheese, not truffled oysters. But Gomez‘s billionaire mustache will always give him away.
Kitty LeFey’s Cosmos: Abacus Cadabracus!
Abacus is not a calculating device. Abacus is a black cat with a very tiny white locket on his chest. Whatever calculations Abacus calculates add up to magic.
Poppa shmoldie
There have been many father figures at Tabby’s Place. But there has only ever been one Poppa. Maybe two.
Kitty LeFey’s Cosmos: Affogato’s Number
Named for a luxurious and deceptively simple Italian dessert, Affogato might just be the sweetest and most affectionate creature that ever resided at Tabby’s Place.
Epilogues: May 2024
You wily time-travelers, what are we going to do with you? Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about.
Checkered future
If you would like to get people agitated, ask if they vote Democrat or Republican. If you would like to instigate a riot, ask if they prefer Wawa or Quick Chek.
Fell for the V
How do you explain five impossible adoptions? There’s only one answer. They fell for the V.