Inzestments
You do not need to shout to be heard. You do not need to meet expectations to find love racing down the road to meet you. And you do not need to be orange to be a “marmalade cat.”
Peeka-boo
You may not find Spidermen and unicorns going door-to-door for Snickers bars in Beirut. But you can find a candy-colored calico snickering at her neighbors at Tabby’s Place. Just go easy on Peeka. This is her first Halloween.
Kitty LeFey’s Cosmos: The Stuff of Dreams
Poop is the stuff dreams are made of. This is the literal truth for Tabby’s Place staff and volunteers. Seriously. Also, ew.
Fire sign
Aries approves of people like you. Aries approves of people. Aries approves of you. Aries approves.
Forever Loved: Quinn
A great sadness has fallen over Tabby’s Place. The cat who lived and loved beyond limits has crossed beyond our sight.
Uni tee
Do you ever lay awake, wondering if you’re doing your part to promote world peace? Will history show that you took a stand for sympathy, empathy, and shrimp scampi? No? No problem. Uni is personally handling the situation.
Kitty LeFey’s Cosmos: Who Named These Cats
FIV (Feline Immunodeficiency Virus) can be a fierce foe. Yet, it stands no chance against the warriors of Tabby’s Place. In naming cats with whimsy and joy, the virus’s teeth can be pulled one giggle at a time. Although, truth be told, not all of the giggles have anything to do with the cats’ names.
Flight attendants
“We are stardust, we are golden, and we’ve got to get ourselves back to the garden.” – Joni Mitchell “What she said!” – Canary and Archer
Consumables
If you and I went to Paris, we would probably buy some berets and souvenir Eiffel Towers. If Elton went to Paris, he would blow his spending money on brie and eat it all before boarding the plane.
With interest
Not everyone you meet will find you interesting. Fret not! You have the undivided attention of Earth’s most interested individual.