Cured Salami
His natural spices are strictly sweet. No one would call him salty. Yet the diagnosis was clear: we had an uncured Salami on our hands.
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His natural spices are strictly sweet. No one would call him salty. Yet the diagnosis was clear: we had an uncured Salami on our hands.
He strolls, but he makes someone else do the strolling. He pulls out his hair, but only to confirm he’d be a handsome Sphynx. He’s Arnold, and he makes everything look good.
If you’re looking for a lucky number, 1706 is available. It’s a goodie, too. Benjamin Franklin was born in 1706. Some fun-lovin’ folks signed the Treaty of Altranstädt in 1706. And at Tabby’s Place, cat number 1,706 is Marcia. We want you to adopt Marcia. We want you to break our hearts.
It is bewildering to be a child. Sometimes, it feels like the big people are playing with you. They say your elbow is a “funny bone.” They always seem to say this after you hit it on the door jamb. Then, on Thanksgiving, they tell you to play tug-o-war with your grandma over something called […]
If you didn’t know better, you might think Winona is a frothy confection. You might see a wispy twist of custard, straightforward as a single scoop. You might. Until you know Winona.
Since Malora came to Tabby’s Place in October 2021, she has found and lost love. She has found and lost favorite spaces to curl up in.
When we are children, we do our own stunts. We tell our parents we want nuggets, not broccoli. We tell a stranger with a white polyester beard that we want dinosaurs. We are brave. We say what we want. Then we grow up and get scared. Well, this holiday season, I am channeling my inner […]
This might not be apparent to the naked eye, but Tabby’s Place offers a doctoral program in mathematics. Take it from a naked guy with stars in his eyes.
Marco, little marzipan cat, are you a dream? Your blue eyes have seen war, but your heart is as open as the sky. You are in the fight of your life, but you trade armor for trust.
What shall we say of Coconut? She is too young for pina coladas, although she will probably get carded all her life. She bears little resemblance to the Hostess confection, although pink is her color. She has not been shredded, although life’s teeth certainly tried.