Ricky and Twix will gladly accept catnip bananas. Buttery-soft blankets will not be returned to sender. (Neither will half-gallon tubs of butter.) Feel free to send them corn dogs, cheese logs, and flounder quarter pounders. But all they really want for Christmas is just to be fellas.
If you believe you are homely, you will be lonely. But if you believe you are home, you will be lovely. Take it from two tabbies.
This is a public service announcement, exclusively for beautiful people. Are you looking for two shy cats? Yes, as a matter of fact, you are. Of course you are. We have already established that you are beautiful people.
There is a lot “in the air” this time of year. But if you happen to catch the flu, bronchitis, or a feverish case of nostalgia, fear not. The Doctor is on call at Tabby’s Place.*
Have you ever seen someone turn beautiful before your very eyes? It may be your Grandpop or your postal carrier. It could be your best friend, your boss, or the barista who calls you “queen” and draws a foam daisy in your latte. When your eyes are open, it will happen over and over. And […]
Winter is coming to Ringoes, NJ. That means the cats at Tabby’s Place will feel a chill in their solariums.
If CoraLee had fancy porcelain dishes, she would use them for peanut butter sandwiches and Spaghetti-O’s. If CoraLee had an idea for a poem, she would write it immediately, not stockpile it for someday. If CoraLee had confetti, she would throw it all at the party called “today.”
How lucky I am to have had someone who makes saying goodbye so hard. My heart may be shattered (again), but the pain is worth it. She was worth it.
Be advised: Winky is not planning to spruce up for the holidays. He is not available to dress as Santa Claus for your party. He is not going to refrain from politics or share his pie. He will say exactly what he thinks about “kids these days,” your new boyfriend, and Meemaw’s casserole with the […]