I have always felt that cats were quite well armed as they come from the factory: hyper-sensitive hearing, built-in night vision, razor-sharp claws loaded with deadly bacteria, bionic sense of smell. The Department of Defense labs still can’t match this kind of armanent.
But, apparently that’s not enough for some hawkish cats.
It seems that some cats have started a black ops lab to manufacture mobile, armored weapon systems to escalate their war against dogs. Underground surveillance shows that they are already deploying tanks and that fighter plans and bombers are not far behind.
With 100 cats at Tabby’s Place, I’m worried. They’re dangerous enough already. We toss the suites at random times, looking for catnip that was smuggled in illegally.
But I’m afraid that we may need to start looking for weapons. I shudder to think what a cat could do with an RPG.
By the way, you really should visit this British site to see the other cool toys they have for cats. And, be sure to watch the videos. They’re hilarious.