Kitty LeFey’s Cosmos: Space Cats
Bear with me a moment, please. I’m trying to wrap my mind around an idea. I asked for it. Literally. Only, what to do with it now that I have been thusly gifted, from my spouse’s own lips, with “Space Cats?”
Bet on the marshmallow
There are people who would rather have one marshmallow now than two in ten minutes. There are people who festoon marshmallows with garland halos and declare them angels. And then there are cats.
Clement weather
If you ask a cat, there are many bads that simply don’t exist. Bad weather. Bad meats. Bad years. If you get really brave and ask Mullet, you’ll hear that there are not even bad moods.
The look of Lina
Lina does not want you to take her picture. Lina. Does NOT. Want YOU. To take her PICTURE.
Zeitgebers!
Many kindly creatures will wish you Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Peace on Earth, and/or Happy Honda Days this month. But only the awakened will shout that most feline December greeting: “Zeitgebers!”
May it last
Charles is not a minimalist. Charles is not a streamliner. Charles is a keeper, a hoarder, and a master of disorder. And Charles loves being Charles.
Kitty LeFey’s Cosmos: The Cool Kids
“The Cool Kids” is a concept that has yielded frustration among school children of all ages across the ages, especially those looking for a lunch table. It also has provided the name of a sitcom and of a hip hop duo. Perhaps, “The Alright Kids” would be more apt. “Cool” kids are no better or […]
Sweet on strength
You were once named for stockings, but your gifts were too big to stuff. You were once known for syrup, but your strength has a side of salt.
The ultimate holiday animals
With apologies to reindeer and polar bears, cats are the ultimate holiday animals. This is only incidentally due to their skill in conquering Christmas trees.
Josephinesse
How would you know you were beautiful if nobody told you you’re beautiful? No Tabby’s Place cat will ever be forced to confront this question.