Consumables
If you and I went to Paris, we would probably buy some berets and souvenir Eiffel Towers. If Elton went to Paris, he would blow his spending money on brie and eat it all before boarding the plane.
With interest
Not everyone you meet will find you interesting. Fret not! You have the undivided attention of Earth’s most interested individual.
Ring around the worm
Before you can go any further with this blog, you must answer a riddle. What is not a ring, but you can wear it on your finger? It’s not a worm, but it can wriggle into your life when you least expect it. It’s more common than the portobellos on your pizza, but it takes […]
Mirror imagery
You do not need to look like somebody to bear a family resemblance. You just need to look at them and let them look at you.
There goes the neighborhood
At Tabby’s Place, we maintain the highest standards of journalistic integrity. Thus, we must issue a retraction of some recent reporting. Comparisons of Mr. Rogers to Mr. Rogers may have been premature.
Epilogues: September 2025
Things That Do Not Exist, an incomplete list: Coincidences; hopeless cats; legitimate uses of fat-free mayonnaise. If you are unsure about that first item, just ask a few cats. Preferably the “hopeless” ones.
The perseverance of Pibb
When grief floods the plain, Tabby’s Place people don’t flee to higher ground. They pull on galoshes. They pull over when the windshield wipers can’t keep up with their tears. Then they keep going. After all, there’s still daylight. There’s still Pibb.
Cliffordable
Let’s face it: things are expensive. But, be of good cheer! We have a renowned financial expert right here at Tabby’s Place. Clifford can show us how to save dough without cutting corners.
Farleymentary
It’s all so simple. Elementary, really. Just death itself, defeated by love. Just Farley, fully alive.
Sweetums is a Sweetums
Reasonable people can disagree about some topics. For instance: Colonel Peabody may have served in the Marine Corps or the Air Force. “Batty” may be short for Batilda, Batherine, or Batricia. Berry‘s mother may have called him by his full name, “Gooseberry Magnus Rosenberg,” when he was in trouble. But of one thing, there can […]