Afloat
It is universally accepted that every cat speaks fluent French and Klingon. Their Italian is more limited. So they will need our help with this one. Ready, amici? What is the true meaning of “Affogato?”
Elton’s still standing
Noun: Friend Meaning: Someone who defends you when you’re not in the room. Example: “Elton is a true friend.”
Spark vs. snark
Editor’s note: I cannot keep up with these cats. Seven seconds after I write about them, they get adopted. I regret nothing. – AT Sarcasm may get the big laughs. But the marinara goofus gets the big win.
The movable feast
What do you do when you throw a party, but no one wants to dance? Well, you bring everyone to the neighbors’ house, of course.
The Giblets of Mirth
“Up ahead they’s a thousan’ lives we might live, but when it comes it’ll on’y be one.” ― John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath “MY ONE LIFE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!” ― Steinbeck Rosenberg
Pallin’ with Allen
Yes, Allen, I’m afraid it’s true. There are people who will define you by the dust on your coat and the dirt under your claws. Fret not. These people are not your pals.
Results may vary
The rules were clearly delineated. The recipe was printed legibly. The results rebelled.
V6 is for … Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very loved
You just can’t stop, can you? Cherishing the kittens, that is. It’s a Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very good thing you’re here.
Still waters run sweet
You can count on Sweetie, you know. This may come as a surprise, since Sweetie doesn’t even want you to count the rings on his tail. He is timid and ponderous, bashful and bewildered. That is precisely why you can count on Sweetie. You just need to learn what Sweetie knows.
She sparkles
At fifty-five miles an hour, you would scarcely see her. Was that a cat, or someone’s discarded sweatshirt? Was there breath in that bundle, or just speckles and bones? The world drives too fast. Only love is slow enough to see the sparkle.