Vitamin Carrot
Carrot is a root. The first recorded evidence of Carrot is from 900 AD. Carrot contains 73% of your recommended daily allowance of Vitamin A. Carrot fact-checked this message and said, “good to go!”
A jungle of uncles
Her blood glucose was seven hundred. His rap sheet was longer than a CVS receipt. At what point do you cry “uncle”?
Stronger
You may be a calico cat raising your fourth litter. You may be an adolescent human in a Bluey hoodie. You may be a bachelor of eighty named Eugene Buddle-Lubbers. No matter. If you have loved with a love stronger than yourself, you have mothered.
Mothers and others
There is more than one way to be an orphan. There are even more ways to be a mother.
Better nutty than not
Permit me to blow your mind: when Tabby’s Place began, squeezable chicken had not yet been invented. No tube-tuna. Not even one drop of gelatinous turkey.
The Olympiad
The Summer Olympics will be held in Paris, they tell me. But I say, both Summer and Paris are here, for Olympia has taken gold.
You remembered
The world grew up and grew serious. The world jammed the picture book on the shelf and forgot the story. But you remember.
Epilogues: April 2024
Being earth’s most responsible species, cats are price-conscious about signs and wonders. April 2024 gave them the ultimate bang for their buck. In a mere thirty days, Tabby’s Place received a value pack of omens and portents.
Steven. Fifteen years, male.
Our “adoptable cats” page is like a dating site, minus the treachery, plus extra shirtless photos. Steven is not trying to convince you he still fits into his high school pants. Angelo did not use an app to bathe his face in golden light. Betty has no interest in your believing she is only eight. […]