Do you believe a cat can come into your life by “coincidence”? Or do you think it’s more likely Sasquatch will show up for Spaghetti-O’s?
I heard it again today. “Tabby’s Place seems bigger inside than it looks on the outside.”
When you are young, you do not need to be told how to rock and roll. When you have seen too much, the music may get garbled. This is the time to return to being young.
When the Bad Times are over and the Good Times begin, everything is immediately delightful. All the anxiety evaporates. Worry is terminated. Mirth covers the earth. Right. This may be true if you are a rag doll, or a polyester cat with plastic eyes.
Oh, kittens! If ever we needed cats, it’s now. We are in Olympics withdrawal. Target is trying to boondoggle us into believing we are behind on holiday shopping. And no matter where we hide, it is still an election year.
It is universally accepted that every cat speaks fluent French and Klingon. Their Italian is more limited. So they will need our help with this one. Ready, amici? What is the true meaning of “Affogato?”
Noun: Friend Meaning: Someone who defends you when you’re not in the room. Example: “Elton is a true friend.”
Editor’s note: I cannot keep up with these cats. Seven seconds after I write about them, they get adopted. I regret nothing. – AT Sarcasm may get the big laughs. But the marinara goofus gets the big win.