tootsie

Tootsie on a roll

There has never, not once in the history of ever, been a tortoiseshell cat who was not splendid. They all have IQs over 280 and the ability to broker world peace (although, for secret reasons, they have not used it). They are more elegant than Audrey Hepburn and more excellent than tacos. Their egos are […]

Epilogues: April 2025

Hang around Tabby’s Place, and you’ll hear peculiar things. “I need to squeeze six bladders before lunch.” “Half a salamander was found in Solarium B.” “We have a hostage situation in the back hallway. Hazey has the entire Junior Honor Society cornered. Negotiations have failed.” But there are three words you will never hear at […]